Big, fat failure

Friday, 15th May 2009
9am

I am a big, fat, awful failure of a wife! It was my wedding night last night and I chickened out! How could I do that to someone as wonderful and thoughtful and... sexy... as Noah? Am I mad?

Quite probably.

But I... I... just got stage fright.

And I think I feel worse because he was so sweet, so understanding about it. But underneath all that niceness, I wouldn't be surprised if he is wondering why he talked me into saying yes to him now.